hella bella

My weirdest, most out of context instagram photo captions: "I feel like young Bella could beat current Bella in a fight" "(in the voice of the mom from Everybody Hates Chris) - i don't need this i've got two jobs" "chicken permission" "beat rat" "albeit" "never forgetti" "scoop the boop into the cup with scoobert doobert doo" "to quote Mike Wazowski, that guy!" "all 87 of Chris Pratt's brothers work here" "what are your last two google searches? mine are "Mr Sir from holes" and "bite bite sip sip song lyrics" "good things? in MY me?" "you will never ever get a chicken in your whole entire life" "dad?" "today i was a good StupidStar" "banging (?) BUMPIN neutral milk hotel" "so are frockets on the left side of shirts so that if you have something thick in it you won't die if you're s...

Different styles of drawings done of Paul Baker. All done by me, except for the last one, which was done by my friend Meggie. always with love, Bella Montague

Some makeup looks ;) always with love, Bella Montague

A self portrait I did using paint. While the face is stippled a bit, I made the neck and the hair smooth with paint strokes. always with love, Bella Montague

I took a video of me smashing three kinds of desserts in my face, but the video didn't record. Which made me feel great about my life decisions and the frosting in my hair. But I did take some pictures and videos after the actual event. The aftermath: I did this outside of my dorm room, which caused me to get some funny looks, even though it was 12 AM and is this really the weirdest thing college kids could be doing past midnight? always with love, Bella Montague

I made a photograph in a dark room using objects from around my house. I tried to use objects that had a nice silhouette or a cool semi-transparency look. always with love, Bella Montague

I did an internship with a non-profit golf organization called The First Tee of Greater Dallas. On my last day of work, I organized their closet. Trust me, it was a mess. I counted and labeled everything. One of my proudest achievements; it took me forever. I don't think they were expecting me to do this much. Always with love, Bella Montague

When I was in elementary school, we were given the assignment to make books a lot. This one however I did on my own. I was very creative as a child and I made this book about me and my best friend Rubie. I recently found it again and I now think it's hilarious. I used to really like stickers, and I still do. I always made a copyright page. Always with love, Bella Montague

I decided to make an album cover in Photoshop, and then somehow this happened. It gets weirder the longer I look at it. Always with love, Bella Montague

I wrote this poem back in elementary school, but I still remember it. Leaves like butterfly wings flutter in the rays of the sun awakening the trees to the day I wonder-- can the trees hear my gentle call, Good Morning! Good Morning! Always with love, Bella Montague

Look what one of Frank Sinatra's star of fame is next to! Kinda funny but also kinda sad Always with love, Bella Montague

Need a new Christmas tradition? Secret Spud is the best one. You and your friends can decorate and trade potatoes! The first two are ones that I made, and the second two my friends made. Always with love, Bella Montague

I saw the movie It this weekend, and I thought it was so good. I had never seen the original or read the book. So I did a bunch of research and found out some cool things about the movie. ***spoilers!!!*** Easter Eggs When Richie goes into the room with all of the clowns, the clown on the left of Pennywise resembles Tim Curry's clown in the first It mini series The lego turtle that Bill holds and drops was symbolism for Maturin Eddie wore a shirt with Christine on it, the evil car When Patrick sees the balloon that says "I heart Derry", that is a nod to the scene in the book when a gay man was killed wearing a hat that said the same thing At the end of the movie, after the Losers Gang take an oath in a circle, they leave in the order they die The lumberjack statue that is shown when the Loser's club is talking and Mike reveals his backstory is a reference to the manifestation of It that terrorized Richie in the books When It says "beep beep Richie...

A cake my friends and I made. It's not perfect, but it definitely has personality. It reads "GAY". Always with love, Bella Montague

As promised, questions about the Pixar Cars universe: Do they get life insurance, or car insurance? Or any insurance at all? Does certain gas or oil taste better? How do they reproduce? Are cars born? Hatched? Made? Do they feel pain? What happens if you take off their parts? Is each part alive? Whats inside the car? Car parts or organs? Do humans exist? Is it possible for anyone to be inside the car? If not, why are there doors? If the windshield wipers act as eyelids, does it hurt to get things in their eyes, like dust? Their eyes are so bug, it must happen all of the time. Do cars grow? There are smaller cars, "kids" shown in the movies, but how do cars grow? Is it weird that cars ride inside planes and other cars? Do cars get sick? Are there car drugs? How do cars even die? Apparently Doc did, but how is that possible? The Planes movie shows there was a World War II, does that mean there was a car hitler? Is the cars universe just the human un...

I was in a fashion show! My friend was the designer and the clothes were all hers. The theme of the line was pastel pink and my outfit was for winter. And the best part was that I got to hold her dog, Kippie. Everyone gasped when I came out, but I know it was for the dog.   Always with love, Bella Montague