14. Deep thoughts
Things I've heard and made me go... huh????? Anyone got answers?
What if we are all in a computer simulation??? (Thanks philosophy class)
What makes something art?
Who was the first person to squeeze a cows utters and drink the white stuff that came out of it?
Does fate exist? And if it does, do we have free will?
How often do twins get switched? What if they were born with a different name than they have now?
Snickers says you aren't you when you're hungry, but I'm always hungry, so who am I?
What kind of beans are baked beans before they're baked?
Why are pizza boxes square if pizzas are round?
Why are college desks so small if everyone's got a laptop?
Why do we say "pair of pants" if there's only one? Why aren't they called "longs" since shorts are called shorts?
Why is "W" called "double u" if it's two Vs?
Why dentists always talk to us when we can't respond?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it so hard to draw a star without the lines in the middle?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is the English language so dumb?
Why does "shit", "the shit", and "ain't shit" all mean different things?
Why does slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
Why do people ask "can I ask you a question"? Like you just did...
When dog food says it has a better taste, who tested it?
Did the first person who fell asleep think they were dying? Did the first person to die think they were falling asleep?
Do you ever think about how at some point your parents put you down as a kid and never picked you back up again?
Neil Armstrong was the first person to go to the moon. Neil A. What's that backwards? Alien.
So if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the lamb of god, did Mary have a little lamb?
Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?
How do bugs survive high falls?
Why does Mickey Mouse have a pet dog who doesn't talk and a friend dog who does talk?
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Is sand called that because it's between sea and land?
If professor can make objects move with his mind, why can't he make his legs move?
Who closes the bus door when the bus driver gets off?
If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?
If you remember something you forgot did you ever really forget it?
We are the oldest we will ever be but also the youngest we'll ever be again.
There's no reason for the alphabet to be in that order.
If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?
If you're waiting on the waiter aren't you the waiter?
I have SO many questions about the cars universe... that might have to be a separate blog post...
Is the S or the C in "scent" silent?
If you crash a car on purpose, it is still an "accident"?
If a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie?
How far up their faces do bald people wash when they wash their face?
Why does Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fits her perfectly?
If the sun is in space, why is there light on earth but not in space?
If two mind readers read each other's minds, whose mind are they reading?
If you rip a hole in a net, it has fewer holes in it.
"Be there or be square" is because you're not a-round...
hm
Always with love, Isabella Montague
What if we are all in a computer simulation??? (Thanks philosophy class)
What makes something art?
Who was the first person to squeeze a cows utters and drink the white stuff that came out of it?
Does fate exist? And if it does, do we have free will?
How often do twins get switched? What if they were born with a different name than they have now?
Snickers says you aren't you when you're hungry, but I'm always hungry, so who am I?
What kind of beans are baked beans before they're baked?
Why are pizza boxes square if pizzas are round?
Why are college desks so small if everyone's got a laptop?
Why do we say "pair of pants" if there's only one? Why aren't they called "longs" since shorts are called shorts?
Why is "W" called "double u" if it's two Vs?
Why dentists always talk to us when we can't respond?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it so hard to draw a star without the lines in the middle?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is the English language so dumb?
Why does "shit", "the shit", and "ain't shit" all mean different things?
Why does slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
Why do people ask "can I ask you a question"? Like you just did...
When dog food says it has a better taste, who tested it?
Did the first person who fell asleep think they were dying? Did the first person to die think they were falling asleep?
Do you ever think about how at some point your parents put you down as a kid and never picked you back up again?
Neil Armstrong was the first person to go to the moon. Neil A. What's that backwards? Alien.
So if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the lamb of god, did Mary have a little lamb?
Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?
How do bugs survive high falls?
Why does Mickey Mouse have a pet dog who doesn't talk and a friend dog who does talk?
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Is sand called that because it's between sea and land?
If professor can make objects move with his mind, why can't he make his legs move?
Who closes the bus door when the bus driver gets off?
If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?
If you remember something you forgot did you ever really forget it?
We are the oldest we will ever be but also the youngest we'll ever be again.
There's no reason for the alphabet to be in that order.
If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?
If you're waiting on the waiter aren't you the waiter?
I have SO many questions about the cars universe... that might have to be a separate blog post...
Is the S or the C in "scent" silent?
If you crash a car on purpose, it is still an "accident"?
If a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie?
How far up their faces do bald people wash when they wash their face?
Why does Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fits her perfectly?
If the sun is in space, why is there light on earth but not in space?
If two mind readers read each other's minds, whose mind are they reading?
If you rip a hole in a net, it has fewer holes in it.
"Be there or be square" is because you're not a-round...
hm
Always with love, Isabella Montague
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