9. Text me
Texts I've received: The Good, The Bad, The Weird
"Ur now old enough to legally be my girlfriend haha congrats on 18 dude"
-first text I received on my 18th birthday, at 12:45 AM, from a guy I didn't know
"hi hello! I just drove past you"
"Welcome to Canada!"
(I've never been to Canada)
"Nice do u have a vape lol I want one so bad"
"Can u send the figment mad libs"
"Left family, wife to go to Europe for two years"
-my dad
"What do you know about DAR from Gilmore girls?"
-also my dad
"When I get my car legal we will go out"
"Please don't cry, it is my fault"
me: "awww!!!"
them: "your response had one more 'w' than Kat's did!"
"Kroger awaits"
"just blast all star by smash mouth"
"why in god's good earth would you send me this"
"also I know this is kind of hoe-ish but would you delete this"
"*screams more*"
"I believe this is what the kids call 'killin the game'"
"3 BOYS SPOTTED TONIGHT. 2 pretty good looking and one SUPER HOT"
"I FOUND ANOTHER GATHERING PLACE OF THE BOYS"
"hey you're not dead right"
"at least I look cute"
"the side boob can not be contained"
"are you okay because I feel like you've just been sitting there looking at pictures of people in relationships for the past hour"
"btw I'm typing with a grape right now"
"when ur sims pull more than u"
"you wouldn't be bella without the smile and the dirty looks. Dirty as in mean not... Yeah"
her: "Hey I'm gonna copy the last part of the economic hw"
me: "copy it from what?"
her: "you :-)"
"FUCK my ass I have NONE OF THEM"
"There's no time like the present to take me out on a daate"
"Someone's sock variety says a lot about them"
"LUMIERE IS NOT AN ANIMAL HE IS A CANDLESTICK"
"okay fmk anna tiana moana"
"can I write a sketch about howie mandel"
"Hey guys I have an idea. Let's start an all female band of pirates."
"I would like to sincerely apologize for everything I've ever said in my entire life"
"you need to calm down with the boys Bella"
"not surprised. Who wouldn't be in love with me"
"you are the literal light of my life. you're the sweetest, kindest most beautiful lady that I know"
"i'm gonna die without u"
"HO HO HOE BITCH get ready for the 12 days of DICKMAS"
"more like fuck all the way off"
"turkey lurky slut"
"that feeling when u try and name all of the ppl u love RN but u can't remember them"
"Zayn left One Direction but I won't leave you"
"Bella you whore answer me !!!!"
"I put a pic of u & me on Tinder but I put a sticker on ur face so u don't make me look bad compared to you"
"OK BUT BELLA I THINK I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ON TINDER"
"TIME TO FAKE MY DEATH"
"I could have said 200 and he would have been like 'nice. Why doesn't Bella like me'"
"Can u bring me Iggy the pumpkin boy on Monday!!!!"
"go watch my finsta video and becomeGAY"
"I would never kidnap you don't worry my love"
"Can't wait for our marriage"
"Send me a picture of your foot and toes have to be visible no sock"
"when ur on poptropica and the teacher walks in so u gotta look like ur working hard"
"Bella what the fuck"
"let's drop acid then do Zumba"
"y'all wild sleep>grades any day"
"Sleep is the cousin of death"
"If you need alcohol to dull pain then you're a bitch"
"wow I don't hate myself THAT much"
"I just said "what's up" to Ms. Reitz and she . . . ignored me??"
"We stay grindin you stay loungin'"
"Drop out and rob 7-11"
"Basically, you could have done better"
"Remember when on a plane. If someone sneezes or farts, you're inhaling that for the rest of the flight"
"I read a buzzfeed article one time that inhaling your own farts is good for your health"
"Smh meggie I want to marry Isabella ...."
"Grandpa what's a vasectomy?? :)"
"I hate this family"
"fuck me in the literal ASSHOLE"
"His steely monotone makes you tingle from head to toe"
"You are such a blessing and ray of sunshine"
"it amazes me how you can't seem to realize how great you are"
"Not to mention you're one of the most beautiful and genuinely nice people that I've ever met"
"Damn Bella u nasty"
Always with love, Bella Montague
"Ur now old enough to legally be my girlfriend haha congrats on 18 dude"
-first text I received on my 18th birthday, at 12:45 AM, from a guy I didn't know
"hi hello! I just drove past you"
"Welcome to Canada!"
(I've never been to Canada)
"Nice do u have a vape lol I want one so bad"
"Can u send the figment mad libs"
"Left family, wife to go to Europe for two years"
-my dad
"What do you know about DAR from Gilmore girls?"
-also my dad
"When I get my car legal we will go out"
"Please don't cry, it is my fault"
me: "awww!!!"
them: "your response had one more 'w' than Kat's did!"
"Kroger awaits"
"just blast all star by smash mouth"
"why in god's good earth would you send me this"
"also I know this is kind of hoe-ish but would you delete this"
"*screams more*"
"I believe this is what the kids call 'killin the game'"
"3 BOYS SPOTTED TONIGHT. 2 pretty good looking and one SUPER HOT"
"I FOUND ANOTHER GATHERING PLACE OF THE BOYS"
"hey you're not dead right"
"at least I look cute"
"the side boob can not be contained"
"are you okay because I feel like you've just been sitting there looking at pictures of people in relationships for the past hour"
"btw I'm typing with a grape right now"
"when ur sims pull more than u"
"you wouldn't be bella without the smile and the dirty looks. Dirty as in mean not... Yeah"
her: "Hey I'm gonna copy the last part of the economic hw"
me: "copy it from what?"
her: "you :-)"
"FUCK my ass I have NONE OF THEM"
"There's no time like the present to take me out on a daate"
"Someone's sock variety says a lot about them"
"LUMIERE IS NOT AN ANIMAL HE IS A CANDLESTICK"
"okay fmk anna tiana moana"
"can I write a sketch about howie mandel"
"Hey guys I have an idea. Let's start an all female band of pirates."
"I would like to sincerely apologize for everything I've ever said in my entire life"
"you need to calm down with the boys Bella"
"not surprised. Who wouldn't be in love with me"
"you are the literal light of my life. you're the sweetest, kindest most beautiful lady that I know"
"i'm gonna die without u"
"HO HO HOE BITCH get ready for the 12 days of DICKMAS"
"more like fuck all the way off"
"turkey lurky slut"
"that feeling when u try and name all of the ppl u love RN but u can't remember them"
"Zayn left One Direction but I won't leave you"
"Bella you whore answer me !!!!"
"I put a pic of u & me on Tinder but I put a sticker on ur face so u don't make me look bad compared to you"
"OK BUT BELLA I THINK I FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ON TINDER"
"TIME TO FAKE MY DEATH"
"I could have said 200 and he would have been like 'nice. Why doesn't Bella like me'"
"Can u bring me Iggy the pumpkin boy on Monday!!!!"
"go watch my finsta video and becomeGAY"
"I would never kidnap you don't worry my love"
"Can't wait for our marriage"
"Send me a picture of your foot and toes have to be visible no sock"
"when ur on poptropica and the teacher walks in so u gotta look like ur working hard"
"Bella what the fuck"
"let's drop acid then do Zumba"
"y'all wild sleep>grades any day"
"Sleep is the cousin of death"
"If you need alcohol to dull pain then you're a bitch"
"wow I don't hate myself THAT much"
"I just said "what's up" to Ms. Reitz and she . . . ignored me??"
"We stay grindin you stay loungin'"
"Drop out and rob 7-11"
"Basically, you could have done better"
"Remember when on a plane. If someone sneezes or farts, you're inhaling that for the rest of the flight"
"I read a buzzfeed article one time that inhaling your own farts is good for your health"
"Smh meggie I want to marry Isabella ...."
"Grandpa what's a vasectomy?? :)"
"I hate this family"
"fuck me in the literal ASSHOLE"
"His steely monotone makes you tingle from head to toe"
"You are such a blessing and ray of sunshine"
"it amazes me how you can't seem to realize how great you are"
"Not to mention you're one of the most beautiful and genuinely nice people that I've ever met"
"Damn Bella u nasty"
Always with love, Bella Montague
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