16. CARS

As promised, questions about the Pixar Cars universe:


Do they get life insurance, or car insurance? Or any insurance at all?

Does certain gas or oil taste better?

How do they reproduce?

Are cars born? Hatched? Made?

Do they feel pain? What happens if you take off their parts? Is each part alive?

Whats inside the car? Car parts or organs?

Do humans exist? Is it possible for anyone to be inside the car? If not, why are there doors?

If the windshield wipers act as eyelids, does it hurt to get things in their eyes, like dust? Their eyes are so bug, it must happen all of the time.

Do cars grow? There are smaller cars, "kids" shown in the movies, but how do cars grow?

Is it weird that cars ride inside planes and other cars?

Do cars get sick?

Are there car drugs?

How do cars even die? Apparently Doc did, but how is that possible?

The Planes movie shows there was a World War II, does that mean there was a car hitler? Is the cars universe just the human universe but cars instead of humans?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

Cars 3 said that there was even prohibition- was it alcohol or gasoline? If gas was illegal, what did they drink to survive?

Did all of human history just happen again, proving that history always repeats itself and there is no way to escape the cycle no matter or or what populates the earth?

Are we even on earth?

Can they die of hunger, or can they just not move anymore without gas?

Why do tractors have the mentality of cows while all of the other cars have mentalities of humans? Are they different species?

Since there is a school bus in the movie, doesn't that just prove there were once human children?

Why do they use written language if their tires could never write? How could they even type?

Who built all of the buildings?

What currency do cars use?

Why was there a radio in docs garage? Do they not have radios in them?

On that note, do they have air conditioning, radios, GPS, and such inside of them?

What's the difference between a girl car and a guy car?

Are their relationships heterosexual or homosexual, if sexual at all? Are there trans cars?

Why don't they really make engine noises?

Why is Mater the only one with point teeth?

Where are their parents?

There's sushi, so there's fish, are they car fish? Are there all animals, or car versions of all the animals?

Did the cars kill all all humans once they realized they could drive around on their own without them?

Also, this picture????????





Yes, I know this is a fictional universe and I'm putting too much thought into this, and maybe the Pixar Theory explains everything. Maybe we'll never know. And this is in no way a criticism of the Cars movies, they're movies meant for kids that are actually pretty good that I just want to know more about.

And on that note, I'm off. Ka-chow!

Always with love, Isabella Montague




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